Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
