I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
