The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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