You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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