I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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