No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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