he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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