If i come over, it means nothing
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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