I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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