Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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