just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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