drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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