Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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