I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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