it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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