wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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