Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
high people should be assigned attendants
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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