Grow some girl-balls and come out already
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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