Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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