I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
