If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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