Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
please don't ironically join a cult
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