Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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