why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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