We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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