Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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