Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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