is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
