I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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