What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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