Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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