ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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