Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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