Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Found your dick twin last night
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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