your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
