im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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