Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My bed smells like the plague
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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