On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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