I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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