Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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