You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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