I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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