i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
now i know why i became what i already was.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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