do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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