Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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