I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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