I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She said her name was "party"
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Randomize
