this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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