you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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