i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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