You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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