Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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