But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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