Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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