Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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