i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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