Where did you get a picture of my penis
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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