Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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