Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize