you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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