I want to walk on stilts...naked
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Did I show you my penis last night?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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