you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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